Rush

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I Know What is Buried Under the Tarmac of Auckland Airport

Abandoning any chance of sightseeing in the monsoon, I headed back to the Auckland Airport with my  instant oatmeal and cheese and mac.  Looking out of the observation windows at the domestics terminal was like looking out of the windshield when you are going through an automatic carwash.  It came down in buckets.  I did lots of reading and drank lots of coffee (no blogging as the internet is a bit pricey at the Auckland Airport).

Apparently, many of the Hobbits that work at the Auckland Airport were away making some movie or something with Sir Peter Jackson. To replace the Hobbits, the Auckland Airport Authority has brought in Leprechauns.  And the Leprechauns brought their pots of gold and do you know what they did with all that gold?  That's right, they buried it under the runways.  I have photographic proof!

Not only that, but there is so much gold there, that it takes two rainbows to show its location.

There is gold buried the length of 23L/05R! 

I suspect it will all be gone soon as Sir Peter is almost finished with the Hobbits and they will be heading back to the luggage carousel.